I know, I know...

Two in one day!? Yes.

Why? Because I'm avoiding homework. I mean, honestly. I've been sitting in the library for several hours now, and have only gotten one academic thing accomplished. For the most part, I've been editing a book I've recently finished.

I've found out that if I have people willing to read the story, I'm more eager to edit and get it finished. I currently have four people lined up to read through it for me...unfortunately for them, I also typed up a worksheet with about 30 questions on it so far. I read and edited for about six hours yesterday. Am I the only one who gets sore legs/muscles from sitting too long?

I had a point to this...and now I can't remember it. It was about my writing...

I write best when I'm not in front of a computer. When I'm walking without headphones, I entertain myself by writing passages in my head. I have gotten some of my best stuff that way. The only problem is I don't generally like walking without my headphones. Headphones make me feel like I have my own personal soundtrack. One of the things I want to do before I die is have my own slow-motion entrance. That and act in an infomercial. Do you think they would do a slow-motion entrance in an infomercial? It could be about that.

"Tired of walking too fast into rooms? Tired of no one turning to look when you saunter into a crowded area? Well worry no longer!! Introducing: The Make Your Own Slow-Motion Entrance!"

There could be shots of people rushing into rooms and running into doors, or tripping all over themselves, or sobbing because no one cares that they arrived. Then of course there would be all sorts of other things you could do with it.

"Slow down time when you're on a dead line! Make things more dramatic while finishing a race, or having a fight! Make ANY mundane moment seem significant with our Make Your Own Slow-Motion Entrance!!"

Then there would be shots of people entering places really gracefully in slo-mo. Slow shots of birthday parties, or people jumping on the trampoline, having dinner. Naturally, there would be lots of free things thrown in.

"And if you call now, we'll throw in our FREE Sound Effect generator! In three colors! Plus, these DRAMATIC dark shaded sunglasses for those Action Slow Motion Moments when you need to look extra cool!"

Wow. This got way off topic. But I'm glad we did this. CALL NOW IF YOU WANT OUR NEW 'THE MAKE YOUR OWN SLOW-MOTION ENTRANCE!!! Make life worth entering!!!